A group of 40 years old guys discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally they agree to meet at the Kelley’s Restaurant because the waitresses have low cut blouses.
  
10 years later at age 50, the group agrees to meet at Kelley’s because the food is good  and the wine selection is excellent.

10 years later at age 60, the group agrees to meet at Kelley’s because they can eat there  in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

10 years later at age 70, the group agrees to meet at Kelley’s because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they have an elevator.

10 years later at age 80, the group agrees to meet at Kelley’s because they have never  been there before.

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HOW IS NORMA?

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”

The operator said, ”I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number of the patient?”

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.”

The operator replied, “Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse’s station for that room.”

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.”

The grandmother said, ”Thank you. That’s wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news.”

The operator replied, ”You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”

The grandmother said, ”No, I’m Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me ——!”